Me And My Almuranas

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

Oh I love them spicy foods
Though I know it won’t do me no good
Especially when it’s hot and sunny
It’ll make you perspire oh my golly

Bicol Express! I want it hot!
Not like in the can where it’s full of crap
I want my chopped sili spread out evenly
By just thinking about it, it makes me hungry

Papaitan and Sisig, bring it on
Just don’t forget the chili sauce, son
I want it flowing like mud and I want it badly
So I really, really hope that you bring that many

Whenever I eat a hot Sinigang
Or my most favorite dish ever, the Dinuguan!
Put some calamansi and patis to make it tasty
Hey, don’t you ever forget to put some sili!

Sili, sili, sili, just can’t get enough it
Grind it, chop it, damn I want to chew it!
Take away that water waiter, water’s for sissies
I will eat my food spiked and I want it stingy!

Oh I really love them hot and spicy foods
But from today I will truly miss them…(sigh)
And it’s because of this silly almuranas
Whenever I shit, it burns my ass

So adorable sili I will definitely miss you
And when I see you I will definitely kiss you
Darn, I should be enjoying now a spicy meal with class
If not only for my sorry ass and my almuranas